As a fan of the old detective movie series Charlie Chan (Charlie had 14 children in total,) thank you for this amusing joke.

if you’re pulling kids out of a burning orphanage, you’re not stoking the fires hot enough.

@laofuzi  
Let’s hope it’s five more alicorns. Gen 4.5 Mane 6 of alicorn sisters.  
Flurry Heart is like Luna because of the angst of knowing her name references a disaster she caused as an infant and she has a room like Starlight’s old room.  
Another is like Mabel in her pursuit of stallions and had a phase of precocious crushes on unicorn guards because of course.  
Another is adorkable and looks up to Sunburst for his magical wisdom.  
Another is athletic and tests the limits of an alicorn’s non-unicorn traits to see if she can outdo pegasi and earth ponies on their terms like other alicorns do with unicorns.  
Another is interested in playing politics and looks forward to the Convocation of Creatures like others do the holidays, for that reason and because as somepony who actually desires an unprecedented political marriage, looks for non-pony potential suitors, especially changelings because of course.  
Finally another that rounds out this group somehow. Whatever’s missing to make this spinoff more watchable/readable.

She may not be an orphanage but you Can still burn her

@Otterhand
 
As always, excellent dialogue XD

@Dirty Bit  
“Your taxing us for our babies?”  
Shining: “No I’m taxing you all for my babies.”  
“…Get the Guillotine everypony.”  
Shining: “Please don’t chop off my head.”  
“Don’t worry it’s not for you head.”  
Shining: “Oh that’s a relief…wait what?”

At least wrap it first, dude.
 
@Napsack
 

 
@Mildgyth  

 
And on the off chance he can’t, he can always raise taxes.

@Necarch  
The number of years should suffice for a large enough number at that rate.

@ABronyAccount  
He can protect all of Canterlot, but he can’t protect one ovum  
That’s why he looks and sounds like a Surfer Dude– he’s got strong swimmers.

“Again? Damn it, woman. It’s a uterus, not a clown car!”

Why would they pull a burning orphanage out of your wife?
 
@NickLozano2793  
He can protect all of Canterlot, but he can’t protect one ovum.

Hey, at least you can afford it.

Let’s hope it’s not more alicorns

@vit  
|| He thought he did…||
 
|| …all he did was put a bag of ice over it thinking that’s how it works.||

All hail Shub-Cadurath, the Pink Mare of the Ice with a Thousand Young.

1 > 0

Learn a condom spell.

Get a vasectomy, Shining.

That’s a rate of what, one a year? Year and a half? Either thats a tiny orphanage or not many kids made it out.

Anybody who is into the fantasy genre knows that MLP has a very skewed princess-to-dragon ratio, and Cadance is doing her part to restore the balance.

Well old pal, I guess it’s time to get your cards chopped off.

Seems a small price to pay for getting frisky with the Princess of Love on a regular basis.

Shining’s mental math (Just replace “husbands” with “kids.”):