Gentlemen, Hasbro has created a spinoff of an already existing spinoff for the popular ‘My Little Pony Friendship is Magic’ franchise.
 
Mumbles Oh boy this crap again.
 
The fans of the franchise were less then excited for the original Spinoff and they’re reaction to this latest announcement while not as extreme has the potential to be disastrous. To better explain the situation our My Little Pony Spinoff expert Professor Sven Godunfe Robati the III
 
Z’ank you, Hasbro valks a fine line between unparalleled success and complete and utter ruination.
 
How much control and influence could one Toy company possibly have in world affairs?
 
Many of the world’z powerful political figurez are fanz of the show, a vast percentage of people acrozz ze globe regularly tune in to vatch the zhow and many go to even further lengthz zen zat, buying vast amounts of merchandise and other zings associated with ze show. Even memberz of your own military are avid fanz, General.
 
Ze mind of ze Brony iz a powerful and fragile zing, ze show itself vas zo carefully crafted dat even ze zlightest alteration inducing a maddening rage upon ze fan. Ve al recall the not too recent ‘Princess Riots’ where tens of thousands were killed upon ze announcement of a particular character on ze zhow being given vings.
 
So what exactly does this spell for us and the world for that matter? If it is a spinoff why would the masses be bothered?
 
Ze Brony is a fickle zing, prone to ignorant decisions and bouts of anger. Some are much more eazily provoked zen otherz and if the release of zis associated spinoff goez az planned and it doez not meet ze expectations, ve might zee another bout of violence to zurpass ze Princess riots.
 
I will begin rallying the military immediately in preparations for the upcoming disasters.
 
No, let Hasbro run it’s course. If this spinoff is to succeed or fail, let it do so unopposed…

Mr. Selatcia - “We will allow Hasbro to continue down this territory…”

@Background Human  
Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?

@HydroFTT  
And then Pinkie makes it kill itself by throwing her phone inside.

@bingo77  
AWAKEN AWAKEN

@bingo77  
That’s impossible. There’s no such thing as trolls.

The equestria girls have summoned a troll.

“It’s called Rainbow Rocks. It’s the sequel to Equestria Girls. The Bronies aren’t happy about it.  
I’m afraid that’s all we know”.

@HydroFTT  
If it means Nicole Oliver says “That’s my bread and butter you’re f​*[guitar riff]*​ing with” at some point, I’m sold.

@Shinuto  
They hated Dethklok because they were going to bring about the Metalocalypse if left unchecked.

I never fucking understood these guys…they hated Metalocalypse but they kiiiinda try and stop them and kill them every now and then?

@Psychopomf  
Clearly still Celestia.

@Background #F292
 
That, my good sir, is what fan fics are meant for! Exploring possibilities that probably won’t.

@Background Pony #F292  
Well if anything’s gonna get offed….

@Psychopomf  
I would like to put Mayor Mare, Celestia or Cheerilee in that position.

@Background Pony #F292  
That’s not necessarily a knock against Equestria Girls, just pointing out that going that route would likely kill the tone they’ve established.

@Background Pony #F292  
Wow…
 
That would be interesting.

…Alright. Who gets to be the Mane Six’s harried, eternally patient, and overworked yet oddly badass manager?

You know, exploring the ramifications of the previous film by having the government react to the existence of inter-dimensional magic ponies could make a decent plot.
 
One that will sadly go unexplored…