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Supreme Gentlemare

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“Hi, Pinkamena Diane Pie here. Well this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against ponies. Against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires. All because colts have never been attracted to me. Colts gave their affection and sex and love to other mares, but never to me. I’m a year younger than Fluttershy and still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a colt. I’ve been through college, for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin. It has been very torturous.  
College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair. You colts have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you colts aren’t attracted to me. But I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect mare and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious mares instead of me, the supreme gentlemare.
 
I will punish all of you for it. [Laughs.] On the day of retribution, I am going to enter the hottest fraternity house of Canterlot U and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up stallion I see inside there. All those colts that I’ve desired so much. They would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior mare if I ever made a sexual advance towards them. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious fillies.
 
I’ll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth, the superior one. The true alpha mare. [Laughs.] Yes. After I’ve annihilated every single colt in the fraternity house, I’ll take to the streets of Canterlot and Ponyville and slay every single pony I see there. All those popular foals who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure while I’ve had to rot in loneliness for all these years, they’ve all looked down upon me every time I’ve tried to go out and join them. All treated me like a mouse. Well now I will be another Celestia compared to you. You’ll all be animals. You are animals, and I will slaughter you like animals. I’ll be a god exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it. And you do deserve it. Just for the crime of living a better life than me.
 
All you popular foals. You’ve never accepted me. And now you’ll all pay for it. And colts, all I’ve ever wanted was to love you and to be loved by you. I’ve wanted a coltfriend, I’ve wanted sex, I’ve wanted love, affection, adoration. You think I’m unworthy of it. That’s a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can’t have you, colts, I will destroy you. [Laughs.] You denied me a happy life. And in turn, I will deny all of you life. [Laughs.] It’s only fair. I hate all of you. Equinity is a disgusting, wretched, depraved species. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood and rightfully so.
 
You deserve to be annihilated. And I will give that to you. You never showed me any mercy, and I will show you none. [Laughs.] You forced me to suffer all my life, and now I’ll make you all suffer. I’ve waited a long time for this. I’ll give you exactly what you deserve. All of you. All you colts who rejected me and looked down upon me, and, you know, treated me like scum while you gave yourselves to other mares. And all you mares, for living a better life than me. All of you sexually-active mares. I hate you. I hate all of you and I can’t wait to give you exactly what you deserve. Utter annihilation. [Laughs.]”
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Unlike the late rogers, a legion of guys would kill to sleep with her. Some of the crazier ones would prefer this murderous Pie over her normal bubbly self.