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iluvdawubz

@Yet_One_More_Idiot  
Sh*t, and she would say:  
“Oooo! A muffin! I’ll be taking that! And as for that hug…” then there is an animation where you hug her.  
Or she would say:  
“That’s not good enough mister! Now pay your fine or serve your time!
iluvdawubz

You’re Options:  
Pay the fine  
Go to jail  
Resist arrest  
Bribe with muffin (40% Chance)  
Bribe with muffin and hugs (65% Chance)
Background Pony #8290
Me: It’s the man with the badge, the po-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I–
 
Miss Piggy: Don’t…you…dare!
 
Me: I wouldn’t think of it!
Yet One More Idiot
Artist -

World's biggest idiot xD
With pone-lice officers this adorable, I’ll never break the law!
 
…but for those who do (break the law), I wonder if she could be bribed with baskets of muffins? ;)
Pagan

Gay Viking
Steps into her blind spot
 
“Hey where did you go? This is the third time this week I’m gonna be in so much trouble.” ;_;
 
Sigh
 
Steps back into her peripheral
 
Just arrest me before I change my mind.
 
“Thank you so much mister.”