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Marusame
Bronze Bit -
Happy Derpy! -

Id give 500$ right now from my account just for vaginal. :/ incidentally itll probably cost me more than that if i try to use a brothel which is the only legal way to get it now and days, plus a 200-400$ plane flight.
Psy Key
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

@BigMax  
I’ve never actually heard that at all, and I’m a native English speaker. I took it as relatively the same thing though. Now that I think of it, it seems a little expensive for a single look.
Background Pony #F675
Two thousand bits up front for you if you bear a foal for me. I need a successor or successors.
youregoingtoloveme

What you folks fail to realize is that this mare just happens to be relaxing by this desk/booth. She’s oblivious to the fact that there’s anything written on it. It’s the sign that is offering its naughty services to the general public.
 
And that is my fetish.
 
Not really.
ZippySqrl
HARD WERK - Merited Perfect Pony Plot Provider badge with only their own art and really hates Applejack
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Lady's Wink -
Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

Tired Artist
@Silent Wing  
That’s not depressing, some people can easily have sex without kissing, especially if its just casual sex with no strings attached.  
I could sleep with numerous internet friends no problem, and I likely wouldn’t kiss them.  
It’s a bit backwards, sure, but I see kissing as a more intimate thing than sex, so I reserve it for those I’m really close to.
Aponty
Thread Starter - The Anti-Nazi DNP Pledge
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Hard Work - Merited Perfect Pony Plot Provider badge with only their own art
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Artist -

verified GMO soybean
haha everyone else in the comments is talking about how exploitable “anything” is but I’m just sitting here thinking that a kiss is way more intimate than a “show” (flash?)
 
hm
Background Pony #8D2F
Here’s 30.  
Slap my face with your crotchboobs hard enough to leave a bruise, and cover my face aggressively with your plot until I fall unconscious.
Psy Key
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

@Itsthinking  
That doesn’t mean we have to be complete jerks to this gal who clearly just needs some money for food. Hay’s not cheap.
 
I’m a horrible person for wanting to make a joke out of her measly $30 pricing of absolutely anything. And even still, I want her to explain to me why Hitler did nothing wrong.