“There’s a broad, there’s a broad right there- HEY! Yeah you dingbat! I want a pitcher ah Cider, fried jalapenos, the Nachos Grande, and uh lets start with fifty wings extra hot and keep the ranch coming! You hear what I ordered? Imma be farting blood over here!”
“Hey! I’m trying to get erotic here!”
“No I remember eating carpet, not so much the robots and the lasers though.”
“Hey you want some crabs with that? They’re not Alaskan King but :( they feel huge.”
“Imma call the cops on your hairy carriage ass.”
“Yeah good morning to you too Mrs. Unicorn monster. Look at my freakin Cloud! It is smashed, to BeCelestia and back!” “…Have you got any estimates~~” “Oh for the friggin~~ I just found it this way! I just walked out here!”
He is one of my favorite characters in any media ever.
“Okay have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down.”
“Yeah. I’m Batmare too, huh?” (Jumps out of window)
“I knew something wasn’t normal! I’m not letting it slide this time! Frickin’ robot turkey. I knew something was up!”
“There’s a broad, there’s a broad right there- HEY! Yeah you dingbat! I want a pitcher ah Cider, fried jalapenos, the Nachos Grande, and uh lets start with fifty wings extra hot and keep the ranch coming! You hear what I ordered? Imma be farting blood over here!”
“Hey! I’m trying to get erotic here!”
“No I remember eating carpet, not so much the robots and the lasers though.”
“Hey you want some crabs with that? They’re not Alaskan King but :( they feel huge.”
“Imma call the cops on your hairy carriage ass.”
“Yeah good morning to you too Mrs. Unicorn monster. Look at my freakin Cloud! It is smashed, to BeCelestia and back!” “…Have you got any estimates~~” “Oh for the friggin~~ I just found it this way! I just walked out here!”