The name Richurd amuses me more than it should.

@Keith Mowz  
Yeah, the pastor at my cousin’s wedding aaalllllmost caught the signs before The Fall; he hesitated in the pre-vow speech and I think he was trying to figure out some way to suggest that the bride and groom kneel or sit down or something when whoops! too late.

@TexasUberAlles  
My dad’s a minister. He can always tell when someone’s about to pass out or vomit from sheer nerves from experience doing weddings. Its actually not an uncommon thing.

@BK_Leonidas  
Hehe what the hell?

And it looks like she finally got her cutiemark.
 
And it’s not cooking related, I wonder when she gets the hint as well. ;)

@Pagan  
I got something.

These two. XD

Gosh dang, she can even make farts seem cute.

pony poots :3

adorable couple.

Checkmate :U

@Registered Anon  
I got nothing.

@Pagan  
Arms are spaghetti

One of my second cousins drank waaayyy too much at the bachelor party and went over like a Ponderosa Pine at the altar. There were as many guffaws as gasps from the wedding party. Still better than one of my sister’s friends, whose groom opened his mouth to say “I do” and instead vomited and passed out on the priest.
 
My wife and I managed to get through the wedding and reception without hilarious incident, but I did very nearly suplex her into a cactus when I carried her across the threshold at home because I’m actual size and she’s as tall and broad as an Amazon, and satin wedding dresses are a damn near frictionless surface.

@Registered Anon  
Arms are heavy.

@Pagan  
But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs

@Registered Anon  
MOMS SPAGHETTI!

@Shadow Star  
How changed when she didn’t had one :P

@Pagan  
Vomit on his sweater already

@Registered Anon  
Knees week?

Mr. Sweaty Palms?
 
No, I’m not making a Lose Yourself joke.

@Shadow Star  
Tags read them.

@Shadow Star  
Looks like it was reversed.

waait a sec, is it just me or did her butt stamp change?

Hahaha! :)