Holy shit guys, I just found two fantastic brushes! They were hidden in the default Krita brush set. I had an urge, a need, to use them in as many ways as I could.
 
First is this shitty leaky pen brush that looks like a shitty pen is leaking shitty ink. It’s wonderful; I love it. I used it on the tattoo and my sig.
 
And then there’s this weird fuckin’ twirly smoky brush that is absolutely upstanding with making epic shit such as fire, smoke, magic, motion lines, cosmic space visuals, and, of course, ejaculate.
 
Get hyped for it’s inevitable misuse.