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Pretty much…no. Not a one.
I don’t ever expect the “free” rule, I just have my money ready (or already paid for online).
I know it was big about 20 years ago but most places dropped the offer because too many of their drivers were crashing or getting busted trying to make their delivery deadlines.
Perhaps there’s a way to contact her under the cloud. or Scoots can try out her mega ramp system.
Like, can you imagine if she had to deliver a pizza to Ahuizotl or something? She gets there and he comes out and she’s terrified, and so he takes the pizza and is all like “Now you’ll get what’s coming to you” all ominously as he reaches under his bling… and pulls out cash to pay her in full plus a tip.
Then Scootaloo’s like “You’re actually paying me and letting me go?”
Then Ahuizotl gets offended at the implication and goes “I’m evil. Not a jerk.”
Then Daring Do bursts in, sees this, and goes “I’ve spent the last week searching for your evil lair and fought tooth and hoof to get in here! How the heck did the pizza delivery pony find it unscathed in under 30 minutes?!”
Then Scootaloo gets all excited like maybe this is her destiny, looks at her rump, and… nothing. Cue sad Scootaloo face.
Then Ahuizotl pats her on the back and is like “Don’t feel bad, here have a slice.”
That’s cloud fortress of solitude thank you ever much
why am I doing this?
Just Stop the hoooooooorse… (Well, how can we be sure she doesn’t deliver these “horse things”, hidden in the pizza box, too?)
Except if Ponyville were a racing course, Scootaloo would get top time on all circuits.
“I’m safe.”