Seriously though, I am mystified about how a movie like this can exist.
 
Its like a microcosm in and on itself, a movie that lives in its own universe full of tacky production design, hokey acting, incomprehensible screenplay, and broken mechanical octopi. But as horrible and sloppy this movie is, it never makes me want to stop looking at it. Its a one hour and ten minutes of being transported to a world that shouldnt be real but that, somehow, it is real. It has so many problems that by taking you out of the movie, it actually ends up sucking you in even more.
 
I cant help it, but I have to recommend it, its such a bad movie its actually brilliant.
 
And now, if you excuse me, I have an octopus on my head. why do I have an octopus on my head?