Fury Belle #94 - Festive Fillies
 
Special greetings to you Anon, but we must make it clear
 
Eating turkey is cultural theft from the Indians, you hear?
 
And Santa Claus is Turkish, and Jesus was a Jew
 
So none of those things are allowed for the likes of you!
 
Besides, there is no God up there, such notions you must mock
 
And giving gifts is frowned upon, so you take down your sock
 
Were not sure about the nuts, its best you just steer clear
 
Enjoy your foodless, giftless, barren chilly brand new year!