http://www.fimfiction.net/story/218067/new-kid-remake
Originally Dream Writer never planned on starting a band, but due to the prophecy of him and his band defeating Darkness he finds himself inside one of Canterlot High’s soon to be best bands next to Flash Drive and the Rainbooms.
Members in order:
Dream Writer-Electric Guitar
Valhallen-Drums
Thunderbird/Thunderbass-Bass
Death Metal/Crimson Napalm-Keytar
Normal Norman-Tambourine
Featherweight/Wiz Kid-Lead Singer
“I’m not sure. Nurse, what should we name our child?”
“That’s not my decision, ma’am.”
“I see. In that case, how does Death Metal sound?”
“That’s a terrible name, ma’am.”
“How dare you insult precious Death Metal! Now, please hand me his birth certificate.”
“…”
I want to punch the very concept of this band.
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