Your sister?

The freezing point of water is thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit, while the boiling point is two hundred twelve degrees. Two hundred twelve degrees west of the Greenwich Mean Time on the longitudinal axis, by thirty-two degrees north of the equator on the latitudinal axis, maps a specific point on the globe, that point being right here in the city of Townsville, the intersection of Lincoln and Main, to be exact.
 
Or it could be there’s an ice cream truck on fire somewhere.

…Now I want poptarts…AGAIN! >:I