Trixie be like:  
The great and almighty Trizie doesn’t appreciate no faggetry!  
Trixie Akbar! Hallelujah!

Thanks for ruining a tender moment, you literal witch.

You’d think there’d be a joke to be made about the Great and Powerful Shipping Blockade that is Trixie…

Trixie used Cockblock! It was Super Effective!

The Great and Homophobic Trixie.

>lyra and bon-bon singing a piano duet
 
ALL OF MY FUCKING YES

Yuri

Lyra and Bonbon:
 
Mommy’s nice and Daddy’s nice…  
Say it again and you’ll say it twice…  
I’d be giving you a pack of lies…  
And you’ll bury me through moonlit eyes…
 
Cuz we be rocking out at bi-school  
I don’t wanna go to my school  
I wanna go to your school  
Cuz I wanna go to bi-scho-
 
Trixie plays chorus riff from Nirvana’s Hairspray Queen
 
Don’t know why I thought of that.

Trixie does not ship Lyrabon :(

@BK_Leonidas
 
Eh, I’m okay with it as a classic music lover.

@Background Pony #CAA4  
I meant that I want to see what they look like in mid air in a still image.

@OneOverTwo  
I don’t know about mid-shockwave, but I suspect that the end of their trip would look something like this  

 
but with less changelings.

@Inkan1969  
Sethisto is an admirer and Trixie can have all the admirers (also fans, followers, minions, sycophants, and other assorted positions of a servile nature) she wants. Being admired by all and sundry is, after all, simply her right for being Trixie. If other people wanted such followings then they should have been Trixie first.
 
No, what we’re talking about is that one special someone whom Trixie sees as almost equal to her own greatness and is willing to perhaps consider the idea of maybe granting some of her own personal attention to in return.
 
Trixie doesn’t have one of those and, quite clearly, all these other people are at fault for not being good enough for the position. And that is why Trixie has to break them up, for if they get comfortable in their own little plebian relationships then they’ll simply stagnate and lower the chances of someone possibly rising to a worthwhile position!
 
Its all for their own good - as what else could these little people hope for more than to possibly receive the attention of Trixie?
 
 
(Well, that one practically began to hurt as I typed it out… eesh.)

I don’t think we’ve got a still image of Lyra & Bon Bon mid launch/shockwave aftermath.

“@Inkan196comment_5429bbde636872356f0c0100  
The other image i laughed more about. This, however.

Which is more cringeworthy?
 
This
 
or >>731680 ?

SHIPPING DENIED!

@lunafan22  
Poor Lyra and Bon Bon. They always get blocked.

I remember this  

@Background Pony #D021
 
Sesitho is not her special someone?

Now that’s a dick move, Trixie.

If Trixie doesn’t get to have a special someone then no-one does.

@Background Pony #9A4A  
Maybe it’s the crew’s way of trolling the fandom and denying the pairings. [shrugs] Just an idea.

@Background Pony #9A4A  
Bet that makes some people confused as to whether they want to cheer her on or not.