Hot damn this is just 👌👌👌👌
Absolute perfection right here.

Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters… uhh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll most likely see you as an extremely thin pony. Now, since that’s against the rules at Pudgy Pony’s Pizza, They’ll probably try ta… forcefully stuff you to regulation size. Now that wouldn’t be so bad if the usual size weren’t hundreds and hundreds of pounds, so you can imagine how having your gut stuffed with all that could cause a bit of discomfort… and death.  
Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up…

We now return to Twilight Sparkle: Unauthorized.

@Zaedrin  
How has there not been a full MLP spin-off of that game yet?

@Zaedrin  
My first thought, too!  
First those hayburgers and now she’s coming for me!…….I’ll just leave those doors open.

Five Nights at Twily’s.

You FOOLS!
 
You could’ve walked by. You could’ve been safe. But now you know.
 
…and you always shall.

@PonyPon  
Much sadness.

fatty.

Someone’s paying 10 bits a month for this.