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Bringing a hippo to a children’s party?
 
Why didn’t I think of that?
 
…Oh, right, because hippos will wreck your face without a second thought.

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Background Pony #0F2D
Cheese Sandwich: I think Moto Moto likes you.
First Base: Wut?
Cheese Sandwich: Here he comes!
Hippo: I LIKE ‘EM BIG, I LIKE ‘EM CHUNKY
Background Pony #7899
Cheese Sandwich: Come on, kid, take it for a first spin!  
First Base: Golly, thanks mister.
Background Pony #B789
>you will never be ridden by a pony  
>little fillies and colts will never squeal with glee as they climb up on your back and yell “giddyup!”  
>they will never laugh adorably as they take turns riding you around until you’re exhausted  
>they’ll never shower you with hugs afterwards to thank you for the ride  
>they’ll never feed you treats and giggle when your tongue tickles their hoof  
>you will never exist for the sole purpose of bringing joy into the hearts of cute little foals
Background Pony #BDD1
Hippo is like one of the most dangerous animals in the world; I can’ say I would be comfortable with that thing near children.