She’s going to **** the ******* out your ***** ******* sugarcube.

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@ExtremeLurkerHomeEdition  

What the apple did you just appling say about me, you little apple? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in apple farming, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on APPELOX, and I have bucked over 300 apple trees. I am trained in apple-based warfare and I’m the top apple farmer in the entire Equestrian Farmer’s Association. You are nothing to me but just another apple. I will wipe you the apple out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my appling words. You think you can get away with saying that apple to me over the Applenet? Think again, apple. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Apple Family Members across Equestria and your apple is being traced right now so you better prepare for the zap apple harvest, apple. The zap apple harvest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your apple. You’re appling eaten, apple. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can farm your apples in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my back hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in apple farming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Farmer’s Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable apple off the face of Equestria, you little apple. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your appling tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you appling apple. I will buck apples all over you and you will drown in them. You’re appling bucked, apple.

@Background Pony #70DF  
There’s actually a term for that phenomenon: semantic satiation

after seeing the word ‘apple’ so many times in this thread, it’s starting to look strange.

B-but AJ…You are the apple of my apple.

How many apples could an Apple apple if an Apple could apple apples?

Sounds kinky

But how do you apple the apple out of an appler?

I think it’s illegal to apple my apple, Applejack. My uncle apple’d someone’s apple once, and, man, he got into so much trouble for all that appleing that he never apple’d again.

I’m sooo scared.

Bring it you appling appler

We must be swift as the coursing river,  
(Be a man)

Well, it’s a good thing I don’t have much apple in me to apple away in the first apple place.