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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Princess Twilight: “Well I can’t get Discord to destroy this stupid thing so I have to use Plan B.”
 
Rarity: “Sell it for a lot of money?”
 
Princess Twilight: “NO! Then someone will buy the thing!”
 
Applejack: “So? It’d be outta yer mane and you’d make a lotta bits!”
 
Princess Twilight: “Discord made the thing to make fun of me and make me look narcissistic! I don’t want anyone to see it, even if it is worth a fortune. No, what I’m going to do is build a prison for the thing! Deep, deep, underground in a dangerous crypt full of lethal traps!”
 
Fluttershy: “Oh but Twilight! Won’t somepony get hurt if you have d-deadly traps inside?”
 
Princess Twilight: “Nah, nopony is so stupid and brave to try going into some incredibly dangerous crypt.”
 
Rainbow Dash: “Except for Dar-!”
 
Pinkie Pie: “Ooh this is so exciting! We’re going to build an underground crypt! How about a trap that drowns a pony in chocolate? That’s the only way I would want to go out! The last thing I remember before I die is the delicious taste of chocolate!”
 
SIX MONTHS LATER
 
Daring Do: “A brand new crypt was built? Usually I raid ancient crypts but I guess I could try a fresh one. Now there’s a book title! Daring Do and the Scepter of Princess Twilight Sparkle! Nah, too long. I’ll drop the Sparkle part.”
 
FIVE MONTHS LATER
 
Princess Twilight: “New Daring Do book announced… Daring Do and the Scepter of… W-W-WHAT?!”
 
Rainbow Dash: “Congrats Twilight! Your name is on the book!”
 
Spike: “Twilight… Uh you won’t like this. The scepter isn’t in the crypt.”
 
Princess Twilight: “GRRRR… DARING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Background Pony #0441
Remember: lava is only hot if you don’t touch it – just like the sun.
 
(It looks cool, though.)