@A Jacked Up Guy  
On Monday she’s a bitch,  
On Tuesday she’s a bitch,  
On Wednesday to Saturday she’s a bitch,  
But on Sunday, just to be different,  
she’s a super King Kamehameha bi-ATCH!!!
 
Have you ever met that oblivious mom?  
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.  
She’s a bitch that ignores ya’, and has a stupid mane.  
She’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.  
BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH,  
She’s a stupid BITCH! (Whoa!)  
That mom’s a bitch,  
And she’s such a dirty BIIITCH! (Bitch!)

Go ahead, sweetie. It’s ok this time.

Mom’s got bewbs

That mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,  
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,  
she’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,  
she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.