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Champions of Equestria

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1454 fluttershy
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1508 pony
1623386 semi-anthro
22918 g4
2048809 beard
5775 bee beard
7 big ears
2348 bipedal
50178 dune
87 female
1823918 fluffy
19876 hooves behind back
241 impossibly large ears
921 nicolas cage
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Pinksy

  1. Is there an emergency?  
    a. Yes!  
    • Quick! Break glass in case of emergency.  
      • Oh no, now I’m all cut and bleeding on this broken glass!  
        • Sounds like an emergency! Quick, break more glass.  
    • Okay, I broke the glass! Now what?  
      • Oh no, what’d you do that for! You needed that glass for the emergency!  
        • Oh, what do I do now!  
          • Quick, glue your glass back together while there’s still time! Then break it. Hurry, it’s an emergency!  
            b. Why no, everything’s fine.  
    • Are you sure?  
      • Well… not that sure…  
        • Just to be on the safe side, better panic. In case there’s an emergency!  
    • Sure I’m sure! Just checked this morning. No emergencies here!  
      • Are you sure you’re sure you’re sure? ‘Cause those emergencies, they’re pretty tricky.  
        • Yep! We got the emergency alarm and the emergency detector and all the emergency traps and there isn’t a single little emergency.  
          • Well now that’s pretty suspicious. ‘Cause if I were an emergency I’d go around disguising myself as a complete lack of emergencies.  
            • Ohmigod - that’s what I’ve got right now! What do I do!  
              • First, get some glass. And quick! It’s an emergency!
                 
  2. What’s the emergency?  
    a. Bees  
    b. Angry bees  
    c. Giant killer angry bees  
    d. Fire!  
    • Started by bees?  
      • Yes! Those are some crafty, crafty bees.  
      • Yes! I didn’t think so at first but the more I look at the evidence the more convincing this bee theory sounds.  
      • I want to say no but there’s just no way you can rule out bees!  
        e. Other  
    • Probably bees
       
  3. Emergency Bee Response Action Plan (EBRAP)  
    a. Negotiated settlement  
    • Too soft  
      • Appeasing the bees will only embolden future bees  
        b. Retaliatory air strike against the bee homeland  
    • Too risky  
      • Ensuing drop in global honey production would alienate key allies like the Hundred Acre Woods and Candyland  
      • Further violence only perpetuates the cycle of mistrust and misunderstanding between man and bee  
        c. Ritual hand-to-hand combat with bee champion  
    • Too difficult  
      • You have the weight advantage but the bee wants it more  
      • Biased bee referees will always rule in favor of the bee  
        d. Escape  
    • Recommended!  
      • You will need:  
        • Feet (two)  
        • Bee costume (for camouflage)  
        • Secret map of the Bee Kingdom (with marked escape routes)  
        • Hidden cyanide capsule (better to die on your feet than to live with the bees)  
    • Escape Plan  
      • First, Create A Distraction  
        • What kind of distraction?  
          • You know, anything likely to get a bee’s attention - loud noises, fire, spraying lots of bee spray  
            • Oh no, now I’m being stung by lots of bees!  
              • Oh, how did that happen! Quick, go back to Step One. It sounds like an emergency!
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