@wolfeinstein  
Ok, I laughed.

Love the angry expression. This Scootannoyance will have a very fast date with the ground or a solid concrete wall!

Hitsasu! Scootaloo Missile!

@wolfeinstein  
Can’t… breath… so much yes!

inb4Tobeg

Oi… <.<;

Scootaloo: “Uh! Uh! Rainbow Dash, hello! Surprised to see me? Wondered how I got up on your cloud? You know, your cloud that you spent the whole day sleeping, where nopony can find and where you can have some quiet time for yourself? Well, I, Scootaloo, you number one fan and the most awsome filly in all of Equestria, borrowed a ladder and climbed up to you! And now we can hang out together! The whole day! No, everyday from now on! Doesn’t that exite you? You and me, the most awsome ponies that ever existed together! You can teach me everything: How to fly, how to do a sonic rainboom! Uh, can you teach me that first, because that would be…”
 
Rainbow Dash: “For the love of Celestia, SHUT UP!”
 

It’s Skeetaloo!
 
Pull!

“She’s not good with childreeeeen~!”

Some distance away Fluttershy is ready with a huge catcher’s mitt.

In hindsight, Rainbow Dash probably shouldn’t have asked Shining Armor for advice on teaching kids.

this can only end in tears

@JP  

With this Scootaloo I will pierce the heavens!

Dash: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU WILL FLY TODAY SCOOTS!  
Scootaloo: Wheeee!  
Dash: And I will catch you if you fall, so it’s safe.