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“You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.”
Pffffft! Wow, wasn’t expecting that to be as funny as it was…
… it was an insult.
I now wonder whether if someone has called someone a “Diet Coke” yet and if so…was it a insult or a complement. P:
I actually have a general rule that the food nicknames should flow the same way as “sugar cube”, ie. 2 syllable word plus 1 syllable word, stressed, unstressed, stressed. There’s a surprising number that fit
You’re so sharp, knife block.
I’m tempted to start calling people random objects you’d find in a kitchen. “waffle iron. fruit juicer, pie safe, cat liver” you get the idea.