Come through front door; first thing she does is tackle you to the ground.  
Belly rubs, ear scritches, (maybe brushie brushie) ensue.  
Maybe relax on the couch with the tv going because- Hot damn is it summer out there!
 
The air conditioning kicks on, the cool air would help with falling asleep on the comfortable couch.(some small dogs like sleeping on people’s faces, dunno how Luna would pull THAT off, aside that she WOULD do it because she can be silly like that)
 
And then, she says she wants walkies at the mall.  
(“…walkies? In THIS heat? …wait, why am I agreeing to this?”)
 
This is only going to end up with buying three new games with money that should go to groceries. Ok, better derail this now; got an idea.  
“Ok, let’s go to the vet!”
 
Her face full of shock and surprise, it takes a few seconds for it to sink in. …I think she thought you were serious… She calls you a dork, makes the scrunchy face, and says you did that on purpose. I think she’s mad.

Finally snapped after all that time in the moon, did she?

@Blissey1  
Your joke was bad and you should feel bad.  
_{^{*Slips you a covert high-five.*}}

@Gundlach  
You want the balls? You want the balls? come get the balls!
 
 
_{…I’m sorry…}

Pants? What are you, Lyra?  

 
…sniff…

You want the ball? You want the ball? Go get the ball! :D