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…doesn’t really make sense what with laurenfaust being her motherfather. just a compelling idea.
“Don’t touch!”
This is my head canon for this pic. Perfect.
Damnit, that’s too funny. But now I’m imagining it’s Micheal and Gavin co-oping it.
Now I have an image that the first pony this guy has met was Lyra and now thinks that all ponies want to be greeted by poking them in the face with his fingers.
Darn it Lyra!
This winged unicorn with the flowing, ethereal mane was real, and her sexual lust for a different male species was definitely real. Her face close to his, he could feel her warm yet inviting fur, smell the intimate feminine aroma from her soft body, and taste her breath. Her appearance was definitely a surprise, as she had more of a human like appearance than that of a horse, with her vaguely human yet sexually alluring eyes.
But he then came to the realization he was getting molested by a pony princesses. And he definitely wasn’t into the whole cross-species sex.
“Don’t worry. This won’t hurt” she said as she pressed her lips against his.
Thinking quickly, he used a tactic he learned from years of watching Navy Seal specials on Discovery: he poked a finger into her eye, forcing her to pull away.
“Why, you…”
Her horn glowed & he flipped over on his hands & knees…
Only rape.
Outside the “Many deal with humans invading ponyworld, or saving them from invasion.” you could replace the “HiE” with just plain Fanfics in general.
Turns out you don’t need a Human in the story to ruin things. But they are not helping either.
“I don’t know if I can last that long, Your Higness.”
They are.
@TexasUberAlles
I know. Choose to not care. I believe in you.
I care a lot.
>The vast majority are self inserts or crossovers.
These are not always bad.
Multiple reasons, good sir/madame!
The vast majority are self inserts or crossovers.
Most are very poorly written.
They make a point to compare our world with the pony world.
Many deal with humans invading ponyworld, or saving them from invasion.
Worse, it’s Joe Average Brony suddenly in Ponyville.
They bring up really bad theories about time travel, alternate universes and the like.
In the odd times that I want to read a fic about ponies, I want to read a fic about ponies.
Why do you hate HIE fics so much?