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Alexk13
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Here you go:
 
One extra large wheatloaf, egg and hayfry sandwich, and a slice of apple pie ala mode when you finish the sandwich.
Background Pony #9E7B
Let’s see what I can find…  
(starts looking)  
WHY DO I STILL HAVE THIS CAKE FROM TWO DAYS AGO?  
Ah, well…  
(feeds Pinkie)  
(looks more)  
OK… 18 bottles of Cola and 12 packs of chips…  
(feeds Pinkie)  
(looks some more)  
Umm… 718 pieces of candy?  
(feeds Pinkie)  
(looks even more)  
(repeats food-finding-and-feeding-to-Pinkie-process until she is full)
Fog relish

Me:No can’t do.Please go away.It is dark now and I need to sleep.  
Pinkie:But how am I going to find food?  
Me:Go outside,look for plants to eat.If you bump into a stand of something you eat,good for you,if you don’t bump into that stand,then you don’t eat
AIDSROBOT
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I don’t know about that, but I’ll chain you to the radiator and beat you with a belt. No wait, the other thing. Cake. Yeah, that’s what I meant.
Palinor

Finally, a bronybait that’s simple and I can appreciate because it’s not about romancing the freaking ponies.
 
And then I imagine Audrey II’s voice coming out Pinkie and it’s even better.