Background Pony #2C8C
“Madame Saddlemore’s House of Whores: if you’ve got the boner we’ve got the loaner, how may I help you? Oh, hi mom! Yeah, getting ready for the show tonight. Uh huh. Yep, me and Ovariole are doing the ol’ Big & Little. She’s getting ‘changed’ right now, did you want to talk to her? OK, I’ll tell her. Uh huh, senator Graft will definitely be here tonight. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah, I want him to kill that bill too. I’ll pass that along if I get the chance. OK, love you mom! Bye-eeee!”
“Hey, was that your mom?”
“Yep! She wanted me to give you this! Mwwwwah!”
“Hehe, aw thanks! Next time you see her, give her one of these? Mwwwwah!”
“Haha, gross! I’m not kissing my mom there, you dork!”
“OK, how about one of these? Mwwah-mmmmmwah!”
“Hahaha, ew no! And save it for the show, lovebug, we’re on in five.”