Hey, is outside more fascinating than some interesting nature facts??
Butler (sick):
OH, that won’t be necessary! We already got encyclopedias for that!
Deputy Mare (masked):
But those are about FICTIONAL animals, Butler! Don’t tell me you’re planning to rot your brain with this millenial “Chevalia” garbage, right??
Butler (sick):
WHAT?! OH NO NO NO NO!!! Not at ALL! I–COUGH COUGH-sorta prefer reading some REAL history brought by the Inspector–COUGH COUGH–to KEEP my mind sharp!