Inspector Mare: Oooooooh, somepony’s got a SECRET lover!!
Butler: Ooh—my….this is—uhhhh—quite—unexpected…
Inspector Mare: So THAT’S why you signed off the letter with a heart shape at the end!
You were too infatuated with Alphabittle’s long hard horn and had forgotten to stamp the letter with the official seal!
In fact, I bet he’s also the reason why you say you want the lunch to be “inconvenient” for the both of us!
Butler: GGASSSPP, does that mean––she will no longer be having brunch with the royal sisters––FOREVER??!
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