“video game nerd”
 
Aka gamer

Thought it was Chryssie at first, tbh.

@Trickquestion  
Omg that was glorious.

So, is it fair to say you’re in charge around here?  
Absolutely, I’m the Boss  
Ok then, take us through a day in the life of “The Boss.”  
Well the first thing I do is…
 
Talk to royals! (Like a Boss!)  
Approve reports! (Like a Boss!)  
Remember holidays! (Like a Boss!)  
Direct guard flow! (Like a Boss!)  
My own sex slave! (Like a Boss!)  
Hooves off ruling (Like a Boss!)  
Promote friendship (Like a Boss!)  
Hit on Twilight! (Like a Boss!)  
Get rejected! (Like a Boss!)  
Hide emotions! (Like a Boss!)  
Send some letters! (Like a Boss!)  
Visit a whorehouse! (Like a Boss!)  
Cry liquid pride! (Like a Boss!)  
Recieve a refund! (Like a Boss!)  
Eat a pinecone! (Like a Boss!)  
Democratic student movement! (Like a Boss!)  
Fifth slice of cake! (Like a Boss!)  
Give Twilight wings! (Like a Boss!)  
Buy a crossbow! (Like a Boss!)  
In my mouth! (Like a Boss!)  
Ugh, no matter how many fucking times I do this it never fucking sticks.  
Fail suicide! (Like a Boss!)  
Make Twilight a Princess! (Like a Boss!)  
Unstone Discord! (Like a Boss!)  
Suck his dick! (Like a Boss!)  
Score some poison joke! (Like a Boss!)  
Crash my chariot! (Like a Boss!)  
Suck my own dick! (Like a Boss!)  
Eat some cupcakes! (Like a Boss!)  
Chop my horn off! (Like a Boss!)  
Black out in the Everfree! (Like a Boss!)  
Meet a giant Magnet! (Like a Boss!)  
Rub his belly out! (Like a Boss!)  
Fly like a pegasus! (Like a Boss!)  
Bomb the Crystal Empire! (Like a Boss!)  
Crash into the sun! (Like a Boss!)  
Still not dead! (Like a Boss!)

Casual Friday at the office.