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Drinking Manehatten cider is like making love in a canoe….
Rule Eight: ??????
Rule Nine: Profit!
Rule Two: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the changelings in any way at all – if there’s anybody watching
Rule Three: No Pooftas
Rule Four: Now this term, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking apple cider
Rule Five: No Pooftas
Rule Six: There is NO rule six
Rule Seven: No Pooftas!!
With lots of plum trees
A sheep or two, a k-kangaroo
A clothesline out the back
Verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair
“Here, is your name not Applejack?”
“No, it’s Twilight.”
“That’s bound to cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Applejack just to keep things clear?”