𝗪𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑 
Apparently the approach to this (if you want to save the container) is to freeze it solid overnight, run the container under some cold water to loosen it from the glass/plastic, and dump it out in the trash. Then it can give the garbage collectors visions and take over the city dump, followed by the world.