0:07 I think we wasted enough trees for today, Sheriff! Let’s just get these posters posted on every corner of the block!
0:16 I already sent out a 5000 bit reward for the dragon on the Maretime Police account, Sheriff! Though for some reason, #OneMareBand seems to be trending more than our current #MissingMonster tags…..
Wait, that pony looks familiar….
@Background Pony #C62F
Deputy: That would spell grounds for a harassment lawsuit, so unless you have enough bits to pay a fine or time to spend a mandatory stay in the station, I would recommend you start looking for that dragon before any pony captures it for their own illicit benefits!
@Background Pony #C62F
Deputy: I AM taking it seriously! What in the fiddling feathers had you’d been doing lately?! Overfilling the station’s complaint box with troll comments?
Deputy: That would spell grounds for a harassment lawsuit, so unless you have enough bits to pay a fine or time to spend a mandatory stay in the station, I would recommend you start looking for that dragon before any pony captures it for their own illicit benefits!
I’m sorry, would you prefer I gave them to you directly?
Deputy: I AM taking it seriously! What in the fiddling feathers had you’d been doing lately?! Overfilling the station’s complaint box with troll comments?