Page 1680 - Early Firing Solution
21st Apr 2022, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?

“But Spud, why didn’t you just photoshop some wings onto Twilight in these screencaps?”

“Because I couldn’t find clean vectors of just Twilight’s wings at enough angles that I was confident it would look good shrunk down and in so many different poses I didn’t waaannaaaaaa.”

DM: I assume you want to bring everypony back to the ground?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, please.
Discord: Well, well, well…! Got yourself a new pair of accessories, have you… *Princess* Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash: You bet she has! And now we’re gonna kick your butt!
Applejack: Feelin’ lucky?
Pinkie Pie: We lost the Element of Surprise, but we’ve got six more!
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, I may have discovered a secret of the alicorns… But that’s not the most important thing I learned, Discord. I learned what it means to embody the true nature of Harmony. The secret of unbreakable friendship!
Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity: *YEAH!*
Discord: *UGGGH!* And people complain about *villainous* monologues! How about we cut to the chase? Since you all seem so confident in your “unbreakable friendship”… let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to turn me back into stone.
Fluttershy: Just like that, huh…?
Rarity: Are… you certain about taking that gamble? Wouldn’t you rather, you know, fight for your freedom first?
Discord: It’s the only part of this that truly matters. Either you succeed and petrify me… or you fail and I get to enjoy some lovely flying pig ballet.
Applejack: Yer up to somethin’. An’ you want us to walk right into it.
Discord: I’m glad we’re getting to know each other so *well.*