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she is so smrt https://t.co/mbe1ZiB2Ik
You should just thank Background Human, because I wasn’t going to stop if you were to keep going. :P
Thank you for releasing me from the prison I built for myself.
@Background Human
Of course we are. I mean why not? She is such a cutie. :3
I mean, it means I don’t have to keep reading that story so…
Can we just stipulate that we’re going to give her whatever she wants, up to and including another muffin to start the cycle over again?
Sleep, eh? Well she’ll probably ask you to read her a story. So you’ll read her one from one of your books, and she’ll ask to see the pictures. When she looks at the pictures, she’ll get so excited she’ll want to draw one of her own. She’ll ask for paper and crayons.
Then I’ll do all of those, and tell her how cute she is when she is sleeping!
However, when she’s done, she’ll probably want to take a nap. You will have to fix a little box for her with a blanket and a pillow. She’ll crawl in, make herself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
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That doesn’t sound so bad!
Then get it and trim her mane! Do everything for her!
Ah, but! When she looks in the mirror, she might notice her mane needs a trim, so she’ll probably ask you for a pair of garden shears.
Then wipe it away for her! Unless she wants it!
But then she’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure she doesn’t have a milk mustache.
Then give it to her to wipe her mouth with!
But when she’s finished, she’ll ask for a napkin.
Then give her a straw to drink!
But when you give her the milk, she’ll probably ask you for a straw…
Then give it to her!
Well if you give a Derpy a muffin, she’ll ask for a glass of milk…
But that’s probably not enough. She is going to demand a muffin as well.
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