I’m going to sit here and watch the fight.
 
Sorry, I’m not a shipper, I just came here for the hilarious pic.

@Psychopomf  
What is the one true pairing?

Fluttermac,Twixie,Sparity,Discopie,Twiluna Can suck a huge bag of baby dicks.
 
COME AT ME NOW BROS!

@Blackbewhite2k7
 
This.

Chrysombra, PinkieDash, Rarishy, and Kazooie/Philomeena.

I ship pretty much anything. Though my favorites are Chrysombra and Tavroshy.

I’ll take your Apple and raise you a Spike.  
By those powers combined, I am APPLESPIKE!

raridash, Twijack, Appleshy, Flutterpie

Young shippers…I was once like you. You have come to this fandom seeking to bring romance upon the ponies.
 
You will venture deep into forgotten fan fictions.
 
You will see ship art beyond imagining.
 
But be warned. The canon itself will rise up against you. Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage. Sacrifice everything as the final ship sinks…in the end, all that awaits you is obscurity. Only then will you understand - you’ve been following in my footsteps all along.
 
So come then, you shippers! Come in all your crack ships and fan theories! For in the final hour, all must serve the one… true… pairing.
 

Any straight shipping involving Spike.
 
COME AT ME BROS!

@Background Pony
 
WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
My one weakness!  

The only ship that I really like that isn’t partially canon (Sparity, Cherrimac) is Flutterspike.

@Rarity  
Rarity x last year’s fashion

@Princess♠Molestia
 
Elusive? NICE!
 
Sexy Vamp!
 
OHHHHHHHH BABY BABY BABY!
 
I fuckin’ love geography!

twidance is cool

Cranky Pie!!!

@Rarity  
DAMMIT!
 
Rarity x male her!
 
Rarity X Edward Cullen!
 
Rarity x Bieber!
 
Rarity x Equestria!

@Rarity  
there’s shy cramped in there.

@Background Pony
 
No Flutters?

Appleraritwidashypie.

Let’s see my arsenal:  
GildaShy, Lumbra, TwiBlood, CherriMa-  
I’m doomed.

@Princess♠Molestia
 
Just imagine the things you could do with that Tiara….
 
_{Diamond Tiara is in my top 3 favponies…}

@Rarity  
DAMMIT!
 
Rarity x Diamond Tiara and Sweetie Belle!

Milkshake x Juice Carton