@RainbowDashie41
me not

It works on Cozy Glow, too.

@Da5ch  
That’s why I gave up on canon. Fanfic writers do a better job, I’ve read some really good “Diamond is reformed” stories.

@HighRollerHydra  
Yeah and now I’m feeling remorse for being so harsh on both DT and Spitfire. I was just in an angry mood at the time I wrote that, that’s all.
 
Diamond’s mood probably wasn’t helped by my rant there either. Poor little filly…she needs a hug. Yes, she is horribly cliched, but I honestly don’t hate her for being a bully, I simply dislike her for being a walking stereotype.

@Da5ch  
…you know that even real drill sergeants can act pretty cool while off-duty, right?

Sorry, I hate you anyways. Leave the writers out of this…bad character behavior is bad character behavior. For example I hated Spitfire starting with how Merriwether Williams retconned the heck out of her for Wonderbolt Academy, and to this day she is still on my list of “worst ponies.”
 
And that doesn’t change the fact that you are the most cliched antagonist ever…the spoiled, rich “preppy” or “alpha bitch” girl trope wore out its welcome two decades ago. You are a bland, flat, boring and thoroughly unsympathetic excuse for a villain. I hope you learn your lesson someday and get a better attitude…but until that day, fuck you.

Oh well, in MY Equestria, along with Berry Punch not being a stupid drunk, DT would only be a bully until Season 2 ended, having lost interest in bullying.

Does she even realize that she could very well threaten her OWN future by constantly antagonizing Apple Bloom, whose family shares a connection with her dad’s business?
 
Apparently not, since she’s a stupid spoiled brat. Seriously, how many times is she going to have to lose to get through her tiny brain that bullying others will make things worse for her?
 
But noooooo, people say that the CMC needs antagonists. Motherfucking status quo and everything, why must the Mane Six be the only ones that get to change? Twilight became a princess, her friends get a castle for themselves in Ponyville…all this to squirt more toys out for the little demon-spawn to buy in our world.
 
For the most part, I’m just cranky because it’s almost 5 AM on a Sunday now.

we all hate you

This is the lcpd stay where you are

awe poor DT

I hate you diamond tiara you and silver spoon are so dangerous to sweetie belle / apple bloom and scootaloo also me mark fernando stockton because i’m the boss of all you ponies in ponyville and if you guys disrespect me i’m takin’ you into police custody

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
Well, actually, I liked Mandy in the nice state…which is usually in fanon only.

Hahahaha yes it is.

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
I had a crush on her in high school.

Don’t blame the bitch.  
Blame the bitch that made her a bitch.

I don’t believe you. Your words are nothing but lies to my ears.

See what she says!

…give me time to think…

Your tears make Pendejo laugh!

it’s ok, my headcanon is that she’s tsundere for applebloom

@PVRyohei  
Mandy is still my favourite. Every time she finds out her targets are actually heroes, she’s all WOW, YOU GUYS ARE TTLY AWESOME, I WASN’T EXPECTING SOME LAME-OS LIKE YOU TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, LIEK EVAR, LEMME TAG ALONG FOR THIS MISSION PLZ  
 
 
And then she actually does turn out to be useful, and REALLY FUCKING SMART but she’s got such a blabbermouth they can’t trust her to know, so here comes Jerry with his MiB Neurolizer. Kazap kazap, back to status quo. It’s happened FOUR times so far too. Also she has a twist of Rarity in her it turns out.
 
What did she hate about being a spy the most? Not getting shot at or kidnapped or the xtreme XXX-style sports stunts they get up to, no.  
 
It’s simply TOO MESSY

Suuuuuurreeeeeee…

So she’s like Wreck-It Ralph then, bad on the show but good off camera.