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because she thinks everyone hates her, or only like her for her butt
Technicolor Sherbert I would guess.
Chrysalis might also be immortal, but she’s absolutely out of the question for what I would like to think are obvious reasons.
I think sea serpents were horrible monstrosities. Not flamboyant and having hair.
I get what you mean though. Perhaps Cthulu was Discord’s brother and after he saw what he did, he was was like, “Wow. Dick.”
And then Cthulu was good! :D
Oh well. I’d ship it. Because otherwise she either has to fuck her sister or put up with a psychotic chaos god, because everyone else dies
He comes from a distant plane of existence where all his people know is hate and war, but then he sees a compassionate yet subtly depressed goddess, and decides to make amends in order for a happier life for him and her (maybe for both their people, too).
It’s cheesy as hell, but it’s not impossible.
The objective side is rather depressing. And as much as I enjoy the thought of Cthulestia, the creators will continue making her single.
And yes, my headcanon is incredibly bleak and pessimistic. Look at her life objectively and you’ll see that it IS bleak.
Also, why is she wearing a shirt?
Ah, it don’t matter. None of this matters.
She needs a companion or something that’ll live as long as her. A good man or woman.
Someone like Cthulu.
Your headcanon of Celestia’s personal life is remarkably bleak. Stop giving me sads. >:C
That aside, I’ll still adore her, even if she becomes chubby.
>No friends
>Only family and lasting friend probably hates you
>The equivalent of your daughter will never return your love
>Ponies will never respect you like they used to after watching you get your shit kicked by the villain of the week
>Consult the Dairy Deity in its 1-gallon plastic palace
>Find most tragic movie imaginable
>Drown sorrows
Why is she crying? Sherbet is great.