Its a loooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggg story

I would, but I’m too lazy to type.

“Well, after we found the entrance to the underground maze in the back of that new KFC building, me, Donald, Goofy and Mickey had to deal with this weird David-the-Gnome Heavy Weapons Guy, whose face kept appearing and disappearing on the cave walls. Oh, and the walls were made up of these giant stone slabs with weird carvings on them. If we pressed the right one, it would lead to another tunnel. If we tried to move the wrong one, it and the one adjacent to it would slide down, allowing this giant steam-roller train to shoot past us. Once or twice, me and Donald nearly got flattened by it.
 
Eventually, we made our way to this hollow earth realm where we and the Heavy Weapons Gnome tried to make peace with the natives. It turns out that trying to make a good impression with colossi-sized statues of famous people made via forbidden technology wasn’t such a good idea. After the Abe Lincoln statue went berserk, we high-tailed it back to the surface before the natives could skin us alive and clean the mess.

That Wingboner is telling me something… ;3  
<where’s the damn ring!!!>

@HeroInferno  
“And then suddenly, Ben 10 came out of nowhere and used his Omnitrix-thingy and turned into a little 3 headed filly with laser eyes and acid rainbow barf. He went to me and created a powerful energy blast and blew my mind into the Nether. There, I fought the Nether Dragon with my trusty Master Sword until I was rudely interrupted by the Hulk. He then smashed the Nether Dragon into pieces and we high five’d like bros. But his hand was so strong he shoved me into a giant toilet that came out of a Enderman’s mouth. I then died, but was reborn on the Titanic during The Crusade, fighting a against Moby Dick.” (please continue)

Oh! Well……nothing really happened after that. She went home with another guy and my buddy had to come pick me up a couple hours later because I was too drunk to drive. It was a couple weeks later that I found out I actually dodged a bullet that night. The woman I was hitting on has chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, hepatitis C, herpes, and HIV.

(the following is the result of random crap falling out of my brain)  
“So like I just said, we were on collision course with this unknown planet, when we got out of the wreckage we encountered the leader of the planet and it turns out we had crash landed on the planet of the dominatrixes who particularly enjoyed offworlders, it becomes kinda routine when you’re surrounded by it so it makes sense for them to be arguing over who got time with me and my crew.”

@Clowndicks
 
I honestly have no idea.
 
Now someone continue the story Ponypon and I stared!

@Psychopomf  
Who are you talking about?

@Psychopomf  
Best comment.

“And that’s when I saw her with her pointy ears and being two and a half feet tall, we knew it would be true love”

“Ok, well at that point, the truck was pretty much totaled and we were looking at 6 miles of desert to cross at night while being hunted down by the spawn of Nek’thasül himself…”