Forget the blackjack! I just want pony hookers!

Blackjack:hey yo i didn’t sign up for this take little pipp instead!  
Littlepipp:why are you dragging me into this i had nothing to do with this just as much as you!  
Blackjack:well i don’t want any part of this so i thought you did  
Littlepipp:well i don’t wanna do something just because so butthurt ponies are whining about being replaced  
Blackjack:you know what your right pipp besides where would we get hookers anyway’s?  
Rainbow:actually your supposed to be the hookers  
Both BJ and LP:WHAT WHY US?!  
Rainbow:because there’s two of you one of you has cards on her flank and her name is blackjack and i’m pretty sure you’d both look hot as hookers  
Littlepipp:run!  
Blackjack:yes!  
both run as fast as they can not without rd chasing after them bj then teleports the both of them somewhere safe and rd fails miserably and G4 is now dead:|

In fact, forget G5 and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!

I thought G5 already had both of those!