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With all respect to TJPones, or as well call him in Canada… TJPones

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BigBuggyBastage
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@Communist Starlight  
You’re right: I’d never do that. I’m too broke to send a cake to anyone. ( ._.)
 
Maybe you guys could send ME to the scammers, like a little robotic ninja/assassin, in the form of a nondescript UPS or FedEx package. I get the feeling I just need to listen for Bulgarian being spoken, specifically the phrase, “Какво по дяволите е това?”.
AaronMk
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.

Sky funeral
I live in Canada and 10 or so years ago this scam was happening here and the calls were coming from the US, one day I got a call from a guy in a thick Texan accent, and I confused the hell out of him when he asked the year of my car because I said 1931… He didn’t believe me at first that my daily driver was a 31 Pontiac… after a while he knew he wasn’t going to get me and we chatted for a bit about cars,and then he said I wouldn’t get the calls any more on that number, and I didn’t!
 
I always get robo-calls.
Minus
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event

It's bad. In a good way!
My last scam call was very recent, and it was the very first time they resorted to saying “If you do not respond we will send police to detain you for treason.” and it was so damn bold that I was a little spooked. You know, had it not been for the text to speech voice saying it.
i-shooped-a-pwny
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Edible but not food
@Background Pony #C0F6
 
I live in Canada and 10 or so years ago this scam was happening here and the calls were coming from the US, one day I got a call from a guy in a thick Texan accent, and I confused the hell out of him when he asked the year of my car because I said 1931… He didn’t believe me at first that my daily driver was a 31 Pontiac… after a while he knew he wasn’t going to get me and we chatted for a bit about cars,and then he said I wouldn’t get the calls any more on that number, and I didn’t!
LeAlbinoPony
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

I just accept the call and trick Mr. Guptar or whoever is on the other side of the line into saying a Hindi swear word by using the joke name “Ben Chode”.
 
I just tell them “Last name Chode, first name Ben”, then laugh and tell them that’s what they are for calling me when they slip and say “bhenchod” (which means “sister fucker”).
Background Pony #C0F6
Dude I love when I get these junk calls. My car from 1991 still has a warranty. WOW.