@Background Pony #A48B  
lmao, weed milk.

Makes me think of an incident I saw many years ago, where my family had some neighbors who cultivated a certain plant on their property, and another neighbor who had a small dairy farm. There was an electric fence around the plants under cultivation, until one hot summer afternoon the cows could stand it no longer and broke down the electric fence to get to those yummy looking green plants that the humans obviously wanted them to stay away from.
 
Hours later, well, imagine a dozen very stoned cows stumbling around, bumping into the sides of people’s homes, looking in the windows, and bumping into parked vehicles. One of the cows was poking her nose into a strand of the electric fence over and over and seemed to be enjoying it. Mom freaked out and had us all stay inside–and I guess it would have been dumb to have “accidentally stepped on by intoxicated cow” on my death certificate, but I and my sister were disappointed we weren’t able to go out and pet the cows. We also got to listen to the threats and curses of the neighbors who had been cultivating those plants. All in all it was hilarious.
 
And no, I don’t know whether the milk from those cows got sold that week, nor whether dairy products made from it would have had any special properties. (You are now imagining a can of condensed milk that says “from Contented Cows” on the label, with a picture of a very stoned-looking cow)

@Background Pony #007F  
that you pb?  
edit: nvm

This one is my favorite one !