1.See what my gender and race is then wander around  
2.If my father isn’t around look at my color pattern to see if I can at least get a hint of who my father is  
3.Be happy with this  
4.Ask if she can help me get my cutie mark if I don’t have it if I do ask her about her crusading adventures  
5.Read history books and fiction  
6.pray to the gods that it never happens again

1: rutabaga  
2: rutabaga  
3: rutabaga  
4: rutabaga  
5: rutabaga  
6: nopenopenopenopenopenope

1: check if i was a boy if so yay and check if i have a horn good i would cast a pony sized spell so that i would be the same size as my mom  
2: yay thinks what is my cutie mark gonna be?  
3: some thing cool please mom  
4: can i be in the CMC?  
5: to twilight’s? sure mom wait shes a princess now robotic thought voice: AWESOMEISH INCREASED BY 1000%  
6: you do remember mom you have a horn and sorry but eww mom

Be tough and thank god I’m at least in equestria

1.Freak out, run around Ponyville in a panic until I met Derpy, stop and lay a smooth “how you doin’?” on her, get rejected and continue running.  
2.Check for a horn, get psyched if I find one, levitate everything.  
3.The hell do I need clothes for?  
4.Always call her my aunt. In my experience, girls that young either love or hate being called an aunt.  
5.Ask if we can stop by Fluttershy’s later so I can use my cuteness and her love thereof to get all affectionate. If I grow into a stallion, I’ll probably be used to being a pony by then and could try to get a thing going with her. I’m devious but patient.  
6.Compare being seen by the fillies getting cleaned like that to her disastrous fashion show, enjoy that it never happens again.

Incest with Rarity. :D

Friggin- I JUST moved out, I was supposed to be getting AWAY from all this!!

rarity would never do no. 6, how uncouth

I be like, “where da dad at?”

as with the other one, get pissed, kill every one, eat their corpeses, i dont care if my body acnt handle meat, my old one could so im not giving it up

I’m assuming for all of these I’m a pony.  

All of my yes. If I can’t have Rarity as my lover/wife, this is the next best thing.

IMPORTANT QUESTION!
 
Are we blood related?

Best life ever with the two best ponies as my direct relatives?
 
Not to mention the fabulous clothing and milf action!

“‘scuse me, miss Sparkle. I’d like to have a word with you in private, if you don’t mind… As you can clearly notice, the mind inside this foal is NOT the original. Which basically means that either he’s inside my body somewhere else, or he’s stuck in my subconscious. That said, could you please get me out of here before that insane mare forces me to wear a frilly baby dress again? Or at least help me explain to her that while my body IS the one of a little foal my mind is PUSHING FORTY, for Celestia’s sake?”

I WOULD BE FUCKING THRILLED!!!
 
Second best pony, best CMC, fancy awesome clothes, go to best pony’s house, and licked by Rarity, and mothered by her?
 
FUCK YES OH SWEET CELESTIA

Auntie Sweetie Belle would get me fucking killed.
 
Plus she’d probably still be living with her parents when I visited, so it’d probably be like visiting grammity and granpoppity.
 
And of course I’d use my high-fashion to woo all the fillies. Then drop jaws when I ask Twist to the town dance.

Rarity  
Mom?  
Nope

@OP
 
Are you going to do one of these for each of the Mane 6, and maybe the princesses?

I’m neutral on this.  
In one side: Visit Equestria, Mane 6 as my mom.  
On the other side: Not gonna be able to see my actual real-life friends and family again.