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I wanted to make parents for Scene Chick and Emo Lad and I got to thinking, what kind of parents would name their kids that? Well…
So, meet their mum, Goth Lass. Hailing from, and still living in, Hooffield, she has, from a very young age, been gifted with the ability to communicate with ravens, hence her CM. She holds an occupation as a fashion designer, and yes, the ravens help with that. Quiet and reserved in nature, she seems rather mysterious, but under her cold exterior, she’s a rather kind pony, just with some unconventional interests. Happily married to her husband, she would still consider herself bisexual. Age 42.
So, meet their mum, Goth Lass. Hailing from, and still living in, Hooffield, she has, from a very young age, been gifted with the ability to communicate with ravens, hence her CM. She holds an occupation as a fashion designer, and yes, the ravens help with that. Quiet and reserved in nature, she seems rather mysterious, but under her cold exterior, she’s a rather kind pony, just with some unconventional interests. Happily married to her husband, she would still consider herself bisexual. Age 42.
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Sounds about right.
Ah, so she’s got friends involved in several conspiracies.
I understand that, I was just trying to do a stupid “Metroid can’t crawl” type of joke.
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goth ≠ emo
Ok, horrible joke aside, I like her.