Pickle Barrel: “Why do you ask ‘What’?”  
Barley Barrel: “When the delicious question is ‘When’?”  
Pickle Barrel: “The only difference between Past and Present…”  
Barley Barrel: “…Is Semantics.”  
Pickle Barrel: “Lives, Lived, Will Live.”  
Barley Barrel: “Dies, Died, Will Die.”  
Pickle Barrel: “If we could perceive Time for what it truly was…”  
Barley Barrel: “…Than what reason would Grammar Professors have to get out of bed?”  
Pickle Barrel: “Like us all, Lady Majesty exists across Time.”  
Barley Barrel: “She is both Alive and Dead.”  
Pickle Barrel: “She perceives being both.”  
Barley Barrel: “She finds this condition… disagreeable.”  
Pickle Barrel: “Perception without comprehension…”  
Barley Barrel: “…Is a dangerous combination.”

They saw the porn of them