Fluttershy, we need to talk.

Why is this so funny?

@Edhelistar  
You should report it then, then get berated for misusing the report system, lel.

@Meh brony  
This is not the place for that subject.

@neo4812  
I think that’s one of the things that seems bother a lot of people about cozy glow being a filly instead of a full grown mare, yes she committed high treason against equestria however does equestria not have juvenile facilities? If she was a full grown mare being sent to Tartarus for treason then no one would’ve batted an eye however making her a filly just leaves a bad taste in many people’s mouths, Hell revealing that cozy glow was a actually a disguised chrysalis the whole time would’ve been predictable however at least that way there would’ve been even more of a basis to send chrysalis to Tartarus since it would’ve been her third attempt at trying to destroy equestria without any hint remorse or evidence that she would ever change her ways.

Nocreature said it, so I shall:
 
She stole forty infant dragons, that’s four tens… That’s also as many as twenty Double Draggers. D:<

Who would’ve thought during Season One that Fluttershy would wind up a crazy dragon lady?

@Scrounge  
I was gonna make a joke about her enjoying failed indie games being the reason they don’t wanna find her, but I got bored typing somehow and just stopped.

@Background Pony #C936  
Maybe you would. I think having her where somepony can keep an eye on her would be safer.

@neo4812  
Maybe it should say “Wanted: Dead or Alive” instead.

What if the news report about Cozy Glow is that she is missing from Tartarus.

Cozy Glow has been reported missing, if found please do not call, we actually prefer if that filly remained missing.

@Otterhand  
Somehow,it’s canon

The real quote from most of the dragon parents was “Oh that’s where that went? So she’s planning on raising our babies?”  
“Yes.”  
“is she charging us?  
“…no.”  
“Keep em.”

I guess somepony forgot to tell Cozys parents that she is in  
Tartarus

@neo4812  
Since E26, I’ve kinda headcanon’d Cozy killed her parents or guardian(s). ;D

@neo4812  
Especially if they would find out that their daughter has nearly doomed Equestria and joined forces with the villains of Equestria.

based on real events  
lol

OKay, this was hilarious because the last news bit i had just seen on the tv was someone having 90 dogs in west hollywood or somewhere over there. xD not even 5 hours ago.

love this! also love that missing poster of cozy, her parents must be freaking out