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Part two of “A Dirty Pear”  
A day after their wedding, BrightMac spends the afternoon showing his new wife Sweet Apple Acres.
 
Story was written by myself.  
Art was done by Launny.
 
Part One: >>1983795  
Part Three: >>2099109

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Background Pony #7114
Good luck trying to “play” with the pigs. They would more than likely try to eat you if you did that IRL. And they may be big, but not necessarily as slow as you would think.
 
Yes… But humans have appendages that can punch and kick(not even counting ability to use weaponry), whereas a pig can only tackle(boars at last have tusks).
 
As someone who once worked on a farm. The only way a pig will try to eat you is if you’re not moving (so asleep - where you’ll obviously protest once it starts chewing you and it’ll run off, or dead in which it’ll eat it’s fill - granted starvation may be a different story… Though if it’s farm raised for slaughter, it’s not starving…) Beyond that. I’ve had violent pigs, if you’re over 90 pounds and can flail wildly you can ward off a pissed off pig.
Background Pony #5773
Good luck trying to “play” with the pigs. They would more than likely try to eat you if you did that IRL. And they may be big, but not necessarily as slow as you would think.
Background Pony #200D
@Plinko  
Tbh i thought i might get a message from the artist when your commision was done. Or maybe the artist just forgot it by accident. Looks like a very busy person.
Plinko
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@Amateur-draw  
Mature content is blocked for non members, I’ll just message the artist tomorrow going “WTF? Why didn’t I get it”
 
Afterall I paid for it
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@Background Pony #D1BA  
@Damaged  
I live in the US and I’ve never heard of that idiom before. I’ve only heard “a wild hair” used in the literal sense, wherein someone’s hair is neat and tidy except for that one strand that does what it wants. Or just “wild hair” when all their hair is crazy.
Damaged
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@Background Pony #D1BA  
Ah! A US-centric one I see. Sorry, you’re correct then. Odd that it has never made its way here.
 
The origin of it comes, apparently, from horses sometimes getting a tangle in their tail and a clump of hair will get infected with a fungus that leeches the color from it, leaving a few strands of white hair. Curious one for sure.
Background Pony #7114
@Background Pony #D024
Hair is the stuff on your head. A hare is an oversized bunny.
“a wild hair” makes no sense at all. Since they’re talking about getting animals, I figure they mean hare.
 
https://www.google.com/search?q=22getting+a+wild+hair22&rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA777CA777&oq=22getting+a+wild+hair22&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
 
It’s the correct wording of the phrase and means where as all your hair may be well kempt, one single strand may pop up wildly. So a person who is typically reserved and normal might do something crazy out of no where.  
It’s an idiom. It doesn’t necessarily make sense. See: Raining cats and dogs.
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Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

Word Bug
Hare, not hair. 2nd last panel. I’m ignoring most of the other bits and pieces as stylized pronunciation, but there are better ways to do that.