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Gallus: So. Serious question. How long does everyone spend on their looks? ‘Cause i’m rocking a five minute shower then a three-second feather tussle.
 
Smolder: Yeah. That’s pretty obvious. Well back home I’d just flop into a lava pool and the dirt would just melt off me.
 
Ocellus: Well, I was asked to fit in so it only takes me about as long as a regular Pony. Although drying isn’t as big an issue. Chitin is best!
 
Silverstream: You’re telling me! Turns out transformation doesn’t solve wet manes pouts So it takes me a lot longer. About an hour?
 
Yona: Yona takes as long as Yona needs. Yaks don’t waste time.
 
Sandbar: Well I last clocked myself at taking at least ninety minutes.
 
Silverstream: Wowie! Why so long?
 
Gallus: Heaven forbid a strand is out of place
 
Sandbar: Gotta keep my mane in it’s awesome state. It doesn’t do it itself y’know? I knew you’d understand G!
 
Gallus: facedesk

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Background Pony #EE55
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Hash value is #55EE
Sandbar you slow, cute boy…  
Also, Gallus might have passed out because Sandbar’s description included “clocked” which sounds like “locked” for 90 minutes, and triggered his claustrophobia.