Pow:  
so did you prepare for the end of the world too?  
the preserved food  
the battlements  
the bottled water  
the arsenal of weapons  
the puzzles and encrypted doorlocks  
Drako:  
well now  
seems somepony showed you my saferoom  
Pow:  
you’re what?  
Drako:  
i use it to protect anypony who’s under threat  
that is until i remove the threat  
i personally don’t need it but others do  
Pow:  
how long has that been there  
Drako:  
only the last month or so  
Pow:  
aha! so it was for the end of the world  
Drako:  
nope  
the bunker is 4 square kilometers  
i had to build it first  
and for your information the mayan calender ran out in 2001

Great, as if my town didn’t had enough crime as it is.

Wait the world ended and i’m still here writing a comment…  
AH AH AH IM INVINCIBLE AH AH AH

To be honest that was what i was planning initially. There are enough people in my neighbourhood that would exploit this date.

@Pinkie Clone  
Silly, we’re not on an island or anything. This can’t be the afterlife!  
((Also, hi))

Actually, the world ended and this is afterlife.

RESPAWN

Oh look, planet’s still here.
 
WHAT A SURPRISE

@Background Pony  
Pfft, jerks.
 
But it is the first day of winter, so there’s that.

2:50 AM and I hear fireworks outside my dorm. Not f***ing cool.

So what time exactly is this supposed to happen?

@onepinksheep  
lol  
It’s always fun to see cats, nature’s acrobats, failing to jump a gap. XD

All you people preparing for doomsday… I’m not going to stay here and wait for a slow and painful death!
 

But I have Christmas shopping to do!
 
(Well, just one item actually)

Oh, you!
 
I cheerily say, hooves on my hips.
 
((Last post for me. I’m tired. Night.))

And enough ammunition to waste. ;p

…
 
You did bring enough food right?

HUZZAH AND AWAY!
 
Full speed ahead!

Yes.
 
Assigns myself to the intended position.
 
This night shall be the but the first in our conquest of the post-apocalyptic hellhole of what was once a glorious civilization. ALLONS-Y!

@Princess♥Luna  
D’aww, you’re such a cute destroyer of worlds. :3  
Boops your nose.

The world’s going to end with cartuneslover uploading Mordetwi rule 34 to Derpibooru.