There are things in life
That are amazing
Like stargazing
Sunday lazing
And carrot quiche
But nothing can compare
To a certain top notch flare
I’ll admit inside my heart
He’s found a niche
Jackpot: That’s a French word meaning special place. Maestro!
[Jackpot]
Look at him
There he goes
He’s wonderful
And everyone knows
He’s wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Blade!
He like’s his coffee finely ground
When he snores, he doesn’t make a sound
He respects his elders
He’s a certified welder
And he’s got good humor by the pound!
He’s friends with my lovey daughter Trixie!
She’s thinks he’s as cute as a pixie!
He’s honest to a fault
His brain’s a golden vault
He’s the yoghurt to her granola
Here he comes
Man of the hour!
Look at him walk
Such grace and power
He’s wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Blade!
I know he’s just a pony and all
But someday I hope he’s my son-in-law
(Trixie appears in a wedding dress and blows a kiss at Blade, who grinns nervously and awkwardly waves)
He’s handsome and considerate
Articulate and literate
Loquacious and vivacious
His garage is very spacious
He’s wonderful, wonderful Blade!
Trixie: (kisses Blade on the cheek)
Blade Swipe: You know, Mr. Jackpot. There is one thing you, me, and Trixie have in common.
Jackpot: Oh, and what might that be?
(Blade throws down a smoke bomb and vanishes)
Jackpot and Trixie: (coughing)
Trixie: I think he like your song, daddy!
Song Wonderful Bugs from the Looney Tune Show. Edited by me.
Blade Swipe design by BozzerKazooers
Equestria Ninjas by DarkMagicianmon