AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Emperor must have deleted them, and now they are Celestia’s oily and scantily clad problems.

I approve of this SO much! If there isn’t a fanfic about this, there should be.

Karstodes, Custodisi, and Wammuudes.

@Daz Dvergar  
“Stop, bullying the boy…”

Pipsqueak: “Hello, big shiny human man.” :D  
Fabstodes: “SHUT UP, BOY!” >:(

@FanOfMostEverything
 
“Besides, you sound…expensive with all those millenia of experience I’m not sure I have enough in Equestria’s coffers to even pay for a day of service.”
 
“What does pay mean?”
 
“…Scratch that, you’re hired!”
 
“Splendid!”
 
“My oiled abs SHUDDER with anticipation to serve again!”
 
“You will not find us wanting, our glorious overlor- LADY! I MEANT OVERLOR- FUCK! This is going to take some getting used to”

@Dragonman461  
They are adeptus custodies. They can do the impossible.

IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD THEY STRIKE A POSE SO INHUMAN!?

“MY MANLY MAN-PEROR!”

@FanOfMostEverything  
WAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

“What are you… Yes, I think I’ll stop there. What are you?”
 
“Our previous employer has… dismissed us.”
 
“Every night, I oil myself thoroughly to hide the tears!”
 
“Quite. We have plentiful experience with serving glorious golden god-leaders of shining civilizations, even when they are incapacitated.”
 
“Millennia of skull-polishing expertise, your equine magnificence!”
 
“Just so. Should we leave our CVs? A… friend of a friend will be taking us to another universe in about an hour.”
 
“I… Luna! If this is a prank, this isn’t funny!”